falling to pieces

i have realized something very important this week. i've had an epiphany of sorts. the type of moment where you realize everything you thought you ever knew or understood about life is wrong and you've been living this huge lie. deceived by your own stupidity, wallowing around in a freakish sort of dumbness and misunderstanding. do you want to know what it is? no it is not a realization about family, priorities, relationships, or suddenly noticing there's not enough money in my 401k....or the fact that i don't have a 401k. it's nothing like that....it's much, much deeper and more difficult to solve. the root goes down a long, long way. this is what i have realized: women make the world go round. that's it. 2 women run my life. my wife and my assistant mollie. both of which are out of town this week and i am falling to pieces! someone help.

guess who?