WACKENHUT

ok, so i've been traveling a lot lately. i just returned from west palm beach last night, although i must add that i never even saw the beach while we were there. we learned a bunch and had a ton of fun of course...and you'll never guess who showed up....george w. bush. it was amazing, he had the entire room laughing. nice to be home for a while...oh yeah, the cd/dvd is finally done...yeeeehaawwww!!! now all we can do is wait for the first shipment to come in. WACKENHUT!!!!!

nashville trip

i went to nashville with j-dog and the gang to finish the cd project. it was fast and fun. we found some interesting things and the cd sounds incredible. i actually have a copy and all you suckas will just have to wait. i don't like you that much....anyway, nashville is a cool city and we spent most of our time getting lost. here are some pics in the plane, studio, mall, and with some interesting paraphernlia(spelling?)...enjoy...also, i know i got a little picture happy but i just bought this sweet little

camera

at walmart for 199 with a 1gb card...it works great so from here on out...look for great photos.

sneek peak

just a few short weeks and "wonder of the world" cd/dvd will be released. everyone has worked extremely hard on this project and it is looking and sounding incredible. of course the artwork and dvd are not complete but i thought i'd share a little glimpes of the look with my faithful readers. it releases april 8th....get it.

redneck cleaning

okay, a little back story. thank God for camera phones. tonight, we were eating a little fried rice and of course christian made a huge mess, spilling rice all over himself. this is normal, what ensued next is not. kari, unable to bear the thought that when christian stood up in the chair he would be spilling rice all over the floor, actually got the vacuum cleaner and, well....the picture says it all. i was so happy to have my handy little camera phone to capture this priceless moment in time. long live rednecks.

fast times at huge-rear high

that settles it. the body i dreamed of having is just that...a dream. you know the one that's cut from rock, can push a stalled dump truck through a busy intersection without breakin a sweat, the one that makes people stare and say, "whatever, he must not have a job!". you know the body i'm talking about. the kind that sinks in water, frightens even wild animals, and glows in the dark. yeah, a hot body. well those days are officially over. my friends have known it for years. it's not that i've been in denial about my current body status, it's just that there was always this glimmer of hope that despite 28 years of fat-boy habit, somehow my personal desires would change and i would actually start to like working out. that hope is dead. i recently bought my dream tv...a Samsung 42" DLP rear-projection hi-def TV. it is awesome. i plan on watching it all the time. i can already tell my butt is starting to get wider and i don't care. life is great.